May 27, 2016, 4:56 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
RT @gvanrossum: 46 across: Programming language named for a comedy group. https://t.co/aXoOIM3iXZ
May 8, 2016, 2:06 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
May 6, 2016, 2:52 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
Useless fact: Renée ZELLWEGER is from Switzerland.
May 5, 2016, 4:17 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
„Go to health!“.
April 21, 2016, 11:50 a.m. via Twitter for iPhone
@PayPal are you guys planning to make documentation, examples or any libraries work good with your service? Ever?
March 31, 2016, 3:53 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
I'll just assume that some people write in uppercase and align the text in the middle of the page.
March 4, 2016, 1:17 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
Copy-pasting emails — is a modern management strategy.
Feb. 25, 2016, 1:06 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
Dad: There could be only two types of electric wires — "looks like the right one" and "oh fuck, fucking hell, fuck me, fuck!".
Feb. 24, 2016, 9:48 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
Feb. 22, 2016, 6:05 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
RT @neilsherwin: Promote that employee @VirginAustralia https://t.co/AnZlyo3b7X
Feb. 17, 2016, 2:40 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
Done. 20 tracks from Terminator 2 edited as The Longest Soundtrack. https://t.co/SeTYTOz7ak
Feb. 9, 2016, 3:51 p.m. via Twitter Web Client
If you have to scroll down on the front page of your site to see the main content, your site is probably shit already.
Feb. 5, 2016, 11:36 p.m. via Twitter Web Client
@hakimel @jimmoutzouris but leaving the scroll bar visible would be much clearer, easier and UI friendly ;)
If I had a middle name that starts with an S, I'd have had nice initials.
Sept. 18, 2015, 7:35 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
Apple employers: ‘Fuck, we need to test our website in this piece of shit Safari’.
Sept. 8, 2015, 4:21 p.m. via Twitter Web Client
RT @ReidParker_: I can't believe Codral signed off on this http://t.co/D23i09eeCs
Sept. 1, 2015, 6:37 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
Modern website visitor: almost blind, can't handle more than 1 colour, a gradient or more than 1 page of content, most likely an idiot. /s
Aug. 14, 2015, 4:48 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
@PosAbsolute not using HTML in emails fixes a lot of problems. Mostly all of them.
Two different actors, apparently. http://t.co/jXeYXzMtKV
July 24, 2015, 4:21 a.m. via Twitter Web Client
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